██ Very First Walking Sim

This project was started (in late October 2018!) through ██ experimentation and learning of the Unity engine, an engine infamous for creating many crappy, mediocre games

█ have entered this project with no prior game development experience outside of WarioWare DIY microgames

This is ██ crappy game, and crappy as it may be, █ guarantee it will NOT be mediocre!
█ can say this with confidence because out of the many free unity walking sims on the market very few give you the free reign to PISS ALL OVER THEM! (AND AS OF UPDATE 1.6.3 ███ CAN NOW SPIT ON IT TOO!)

PISS ON GRAVES! PISS ON GHOST TOWNS AND HOMELESS ENCAMPMENTS! PISS ON HOLY AND UNHOLY SITES ALIKE! PISS ON ████SELF!!

OH, THE SACRILEGE!!

Featuring a disarray of LILITH ZONE's absolutely gorgeous models, from the 4.99 pack (an artist much more talented than █ am that also makes games with pissing mechanics)

Also featuring many models made by ████ truly, most of which with the program MagicaVoxel. As this is a Unity learning experience and not a Blender learning experience, bootleg app store Minecraft graphics are currently the limit of ██ modeling ability

One of said MagicaVoxel models is actually a template that comes with the program, namely the gray tower thing that ███ can't even climb to the top of. Please piss on it for ██

Also Also featuring some sound bytes from the one and only Tourette's Guy with a cameo from Van Darkholme as well

Now featuring many of ██ own miscellaneous artworks, most of which are held in the Official C.o.A.L. Museum

For as long as █ experiment and learn more about the unity engine, more features will be added. As of now, this is not a "game" but a "toy"

Come join this educational journey through Unity, fun for the whole family

CONTROLS:

WASD - move
Spacebar - jump
Shift - run
Right Click - use what ███ mammy gave ██
Scroll Wheel/Number Keys - change item
F - Naughty Language
R - resets level
ESC - Pause/Unpause

PRAISE for MVFWS:

"...(█) was very pleased to find that (in the game) there were no inconvenient, all-too 'realistic' restrictions on ██ bladder capacity. As a libertarian, █ find freedom very important, especially so the freedom to pee." - I. P. Freely

"Don't piss on us." - ███ Deceased

NOW FEATURING AN ATTACHED ARCHIVE OF THE PATENTED DIVINATION DESKTOP™!

FEATURES:

• between 10 and 100 (and possibly more) unique number combinations (depending on ████ number of monitors)
• 100 unique chimeras (10 half-chimeras if ███ only have one monitor)
• 90 different wizards ███ can LARP as
• 10 thought provoking quotes
  
• 4 chans
• Two different judges to consult with ███ most puzzling yes/no questions
• An evil astral wendigo for███ to fight in thrilling random number generated combat (use ███ imagination for this one)
• Endless insights into the unknown abyss
• kickass visionary artwork in the background (from actual artists)
  
• crudely drawn nudity

AND SO MUCH MORE!

(install/divination instructions found in txt file)